The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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