ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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