I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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