If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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