Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
honey bunches of taint.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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