I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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