Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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