I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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