What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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