Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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