I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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