You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.