I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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