I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
True strength comes from lack of pants
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize