I didn't shave. On purpose
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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