I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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