Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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