So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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