So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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