soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Found the puke drawer
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle