Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?