whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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