Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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