girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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