I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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