He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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