It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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