North Korea, Best Korea!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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