I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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