I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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