You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick