he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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