Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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