On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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