if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
did you just send me my own nude
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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