so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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