Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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