Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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