nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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