In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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