If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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