nut hugger
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
How many fucks given?
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