So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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