I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
