therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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