is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad