I just pynch a tree in the face
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.