I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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