some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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