just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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