OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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