She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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