Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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