i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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