Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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