Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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